another moral hangover. fuck.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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