ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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