Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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