shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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