He is an equal opportunity slut.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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