Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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