# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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