check it out our google latitudes are spooning
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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