I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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