I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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