Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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