weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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