i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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