She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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