Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You're earring is so big in my mouth
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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