Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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