Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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