He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I love you. Go after that dick
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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