You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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