I want to have your abortion
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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