I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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