Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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