Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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