Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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