woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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