Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize