We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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