I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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