i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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