How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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