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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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