All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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