spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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