So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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