I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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