Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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