My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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