talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Semen is not good for contacts.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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