Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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