so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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