He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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