the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
lets start a swedish sibling band together
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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