Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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