It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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