if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
