Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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