He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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