After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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