Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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