Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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