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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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