She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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