The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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