Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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