please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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