I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
